Vail Resorts buys Mars, plans intergalactic luxury ski resort
BROOMFIELD,CO—In a press release sent out this week, CEO of Vail Resorts, Rob Katz, announced that Vail will be purchasing Mars and building the universe’s first intergalactic luxury ski resort. The resort, yet to be named, will provide Epic Pass holders and guests the unique chance to “send it amongst the stars” and construction will begin in 2025.
“We’ve seen tremendous success from gobbling up ski areas left and right,” noted Katz in the statement, “so we thought we’d capitalize on opportunities beyond our own atmosphere here on Earth. Eventually, we’ll be able to provide our guests fresh air that we’ve been able to vacuum right from the Rocky Mountains, just like in that Mel Brooks movie, Spaceballs. Gosh, I love that movie.”
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