The five caricatures you can expect to see on the hill this year.

Dear sweet lord of snow and spread eagles, ski season approaches. Every fall, when the leaves start to turn ablaze and the air is filled with the aroma of pumpkin spice lattes, I—like all skiers—salivate in anticipation of frosty wiggles, creamy schmears and all things schlooshing-related. Simply, I love skiing and I am so excited for the lifts to start a-turnin’. However, this ski season is going to be, cough cough, different. Everything typical about winter may seem a little off, including our fellow skiers, so please be on the lookout for these (mildly) exaggerated visions of wigglers you might see on the ski hill this season.

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